goodbye, furry 2-inch little friend

Blogging this now to remember this side of me.

last night, marlon decided to setup a few fly papers on strategic locations around the room to rid of a mouse.

well, the little guy got caught earlier this morning, and with nobody but me in the room (open house preparations, both roommates are helping out, i was trying to sleep), i was left with the tedious (or so i thought) task of disposing him (assumption of gender) (he was noisy).

Situation:

The mouse was small, and it would be a waste of fly paper to sandwich him on the thingy. He was pretty restless, being freshly caught.

ACA:
1. Find knife, skewer rat, cut off the rest of flypaper.
Limitation: no useable knife (pinangkakain daw siya ni francis)

2. Find scissors, at least save the flypaper...
Limitation: no scissors, mine seemse to have been lost (lucky mouse)

3. sandwich mouse on flypaper, plain dispose...
Limitation: mouse was restless...he might get away.

(then i remembered what a girl i liked would have done)

4. beat mouse with chopstick, then sandwich him...he won't put much of a fight when he's near death.

Cnclusion:
Alternative four! Not only did it not make a bloody mess, it was stress relief. It's as if the mouse's mission in life was to rid me of my 114.1 stresses. For the record, i enjoyed beating the critter with a chopstick (who cares if he was hopelessly squeaking for mercy, who cares if he was over a thousand folds smaller than me, who cares if he was almost cute).

As if beating him was not enough, i sandwiched the guy in flypaper (poor flypaper was not reused), stuffed him in a plastic bag, tied the thingy tight, and whirled it around. (remembering a girl who was staring at me, whilst i consulted roommate on how i should dispose of my little friend) in the end, he was thrown in the yakal lobby's bin. (please recycle)

Mouse's chances of survival: If he manages to survive suffocation, get out of flypaper, and not choke to death while chewing the plastic bag; pretty high! :) -=evil grin=-

I doubt that i'll fall asleep any time soon, the excitement is still inside me.

Today, i found a hidden piece of me.